Robot Opera

Opera, smopera.

As a first timer to the opera, I have to admit... not my thing.  So many things about the opera that I just don't understand. I don't understand why they sing normal conversation.  I don't understand why everything always sounds flat or sharp or anything but on pitch.  I just don't understand.  I am inclined to give opera another chance based on the fact that the only opera I have ever seen 

1. Featured robots

2. Was written in English (I am assuming the line "I have a billion bucks" is much more intriguing when said in french.)

3. Had a sex scene with a chandelier 

But for all you opera enthusiasts out there, judge it for yourself.  

For you: a short synopsis of the Death and the Powers: A Robot Opera.

 Talking robots.

 Plot: This guy (the main character) hates his life and programs himself out of reality, only to have his soul remain on earth.

 His daughter (a total babe) is confused but more concerned about the sexual tension with this guy (part human, part robot, part creation, or something to that effect. Not quite sure who this guy is.) They never get together. Shame.

The wife, having sex with her husband's soul. His soul seemingly being the chandelier.  Kudos for the creativity here.

Final scene: After both of her dick parents leave her on earth alone, she tells them to suck it when they try to convince her to leave her body and join them in the world of souls. If I looked like her, I wouldn't want to leave my body either. 

Fin.